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Zombicorns isn t what you think it is It s better All right, all right I might be a tad biased Nah, I m a lot biased But I can t help it It s John Green See my profile answer as to what your favorite books are I love John Green for his writing you can always count on humor, good fun and honesty While this novella does meet said criteria, it adds something that I have come to love ZOMBIES This zombie novella could easily be made into a full length novel One can wish, right Zombies See the list of zombie books that have piled high on my favorites list since last November It isn t actually as simple as I am making it out to be While predictably hilarious, i.
e where Mia talks about completing someone Z ed up, there s to it than laughs It made me think yes, it really did because Mia, like m I was talking to someone the other day about Author Blindness, which is a serious problem which plagues the best of us, or at least me I have had Author Blindness with John Green The day I finished reading Paper Towns, I went out and bought every other published work of his including the usual suspects An Abundance of Katherines and Looking for Alaska but also stuff like Will Grayson, Will Grayson, Let It Snow, and Geektastic I consumed everything and I was so in love with his writing and his voice that I failed to see a lot of the flaws in it At some point recently, I lost my awesome goggles and upon rereading his story in Let It Snow and Geektastic, I was able to objectively review them.
The reason why I m telling you all this is because I want you to believe me when I say that this story is pretty amazing Zombicorns is free, now, but I originally donat From Novella Introduction Dearest Reader,This Is A Bad Zombie Apocalypse Novella It Was Written In A Hurry It Is Riddled With Inconsistencies And It Never Quite Arrives At Whatever Point It Sought To Make But Remember The You Donated To Charity In Exchange For This Steaming Mess Of Prose Will Help Our Species Shuffle Along, And I Hope You Ll Feel Warmed By Your Good Deed As You read Thank You For Decreasing The Overall Worldwide Level Of Suck, And As They Say In My Hometown Don T Forget To Be AwesomeBest Wishes John Green The Book Has Been Made Available Under Creative Commons License, So It Can Be Acquired Legally Here so it automatically loses a star for false advertising do not put a unicorn on the cover unless there is actually a unicorn to be had cheap shot, john green you know i am a girl and as such, genetically inclined towards all things unicorn but it automatically gains a star for being a free download which is a generous thing for an author to do and this from someone who hates reading on the computer you see what the promise of a unicorn will do even though it was short, i had to read it in a couple of installments because of the yuk of reading on a computer, during one pause of which someone said to me you know there are no unicorns in it, right no, ma am, i did not but i continued turns out, it is about cor Looking at other reviewers, I realize that wow, lots of Nerdfighters are on Goodreads That s pretty freaking frakking awesome DFTBA, y all.
Anyway Zombies Never read about them, never planned on it But when I found that John Green s zombie novella had been released online for free, I decided what the heck, I ll read it And was I ever glad I did.
This is much than a book about some absurd corn inflicted zombie apocalypse theory Deep rants, most of which go way over my head like most of the words that come out of John Green s mouth and moving scenes are woven into the storyline beside the talk of guns and completing Z s Overall, a genius book Why John ever said it was so bad is beyond me If this is bad, I can t wait to finally get my hands on Paper Towns, which I ordered from and was SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE LAST WEEK BUT W Find all of my reviews at Green wrote a book about zombie unicorns When this title popped up, things got a bit uhhhhh, SCREAMY Welp, turns out that Zombicorns isn t about undead one horned magical beasts, but is actually a story of the zombification of regular ol people through the ingestion of corn An anti Monsanto statement, maybe Nahhhhhhhh Well, maybe, but not really It was actually about each individual s U.
CWhat is your ultimate concern What, ultimately, motivates your living For what would you die What is your capital U ultimate capital C concernand about loveI came to the conclusion a while ago that there is nothing romantic or supernatural about loving someone Love is the privilege of being responsible for anotherand about humanity as a whole.
John Green himself admits that he wrote this in a quick hurry and it s not really all Is there a reason why this had to be written from a female POV I am asking because I would have never guessed the narrator was a girl if it wasn t specifically mentioned in the story In fact, for the 1st quarter of the novella I was sure it was being narrated by a guy, and even after that point Mia remained of a Michael to me Plus, if you are sure your work is crap see the book description , why would you encourage readers to pay 25 for it Just because it has your name on it If you want to help a cause why not put your best effort into it I just don t get the logic here Otherwise, Zombicorns is a decent novella, but it lacks a firm intention Like the author noted himself, something about this story is too muddy in the middle Whatever he was trying to get to with the corn part didn t come through.
Lately, I ve heard a lot of books with zombies rambling and eating human brain but I don t have the time to buy, not really the time but the money to spend for them I saw two of my friends reviewed this zombie land ia book with unicorns Huh Ok, that makes my mind go round after I saw the cover with rotten, loin less unicorn After checking the book page an imaginary book hit my back, since almost of my friends here in GR already read this short novella and that makes me feels like an out dated reader I don t mind but I want to try zombie books and this is the best time to read it, because it s for free Thanks a lot to the author to allow legal downloading of his book Another problem struck me, I don t usually read e books because I can t stay long, reading on my laptop and I don t have an e reader But because of my will to read th
Oh how lovely to be a zombie unicorn Unfortunately, we may never knowZombie unicorns are of peace, always For a very long time, the great conundrum of the world has been this Zombies Or unicorns It seemed something had come along to finally resolve this issue ZOMBIE UNICORNS But things are not as they seem Dun, dun, dun By the way, this book is a free download from John Green, just click on the book page and hit download ebook Then par tay I had a conversation, albeit somewhat imaginary, with Mia Featherstone, the protagonist of this John Green novella entitled Zombicorns.
Me Zombie unicorns, you say Mia Well, no, actually it s NOT zombie unicorns.
Me Whhhhhhhhhat No Zombie Unicorns Noooooooooo Goodbye, cruel world Mia No, no This is even awesome because it s zombie corn Get it Me Errrrrr tilts head Mia You know, co The most important thing you have to notice about the book is the disclaimer written below the title Even though the cover illustrates an awesome zombie unicorn, this isn t about unicorns turning into zombies I guess Mr John Green isn t ready to write about that yet Bummer Lol What the story really is about is CORN Lots and lots of corn which is the reason people got z ed up or got infected by this virus that assumingly came from canned corn Lol Former people who got z ed up or zombified became extremely loyal to corn and kept planting them Such a hilarious deconstruction of Plants Vs Zombies LMAO The tone of the story is indeed big on dark and weird humor.
But than the story s absurdity is the fundamental element usually present in Mr Green s stories Only he can make a silly zombie apocal